1. There was this woman walking around during the reception placing bets on when they would divorce. I later found out she was the mother of the groom.
2. During the vows they had written for each other, the bride starts with "I know I can be a pretty terrible person, and I don't know why you've stuck around, but that's all going to change starting today!"
3. She flinched when he turned to kiss her.
4. The bride had the minister put "Til death, or divorce, do us part" into the ceremony.
5. My cousin (the bride) told us, as she was going from table to table thanking the guests, that she didn't think it would last. We were stunned.
6. My sister's new husband made out with a bridesmaid on the dance floor at the reception.
7. At the end of the reception the guys are sitting at a table away from everyone else talking and we ask the groom why he proposed. His answer? "Because she was naked."
8. Groom got so drunk at the reception he passed out in the honeymoon suite by himself, but not before he latched the door so it couldn't be unlocked from the outside. Seeing the bride kicking the door and hollering at the top of her lungs to be let in at 3 a.m. was not encouraging.
9. The groom invited his female friend, she was in the early stages of pregnancy. Towards the end of the night, the bride asked aforementioned friend who the father was. The friend cheerfully said the groom's name.
10. Dude said the wrong name at the altar.
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