VERY FUNNY:15 Signs That You Are In A Nigerian Party:

1. Almost everyone
arrives at the party late -
hence the reference,
"African time".

2. You were given one
invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends.

3. You call the attention of
the people serving food
by saying "Please, we
haven't eaten in this roll oh!"
4. Even when it was
obvious that no alcohol
was served, you still ask
"Don't you have any
alcohol?
5. You go back to ask for more food and drinks.

6. You dance to "Obesere"
or "Fela" music as if your
life depends on it.

7. You go to the dance
floor and start "spraying" naira notes.

8. You hear people
talking, as if they are in a
fight, about sports and
politics.

9. Towards the end of the party you see people
going into the kitchen
helping themselves to
"take away" food and
drinks.

10. You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded
cassette tape you brought
with you.

11. Most of the guys are
frowning and cursing
because fufu, semo, gira
or eba wasn't served.
12. More than two
bouncers are at the door
that leads to where the
foods/drinks are kept.

13. The men are sitting in
groups, instead of sitting with their women.

14. You hear, "Wetin dem
dey wait for sef? I beg
make dem bring the food
make I comot jor!"

15. The hall empties
immediately after food
have been served.